Gonna miss this weirdo while he’s at Ft. Custer for drill this weekend. #instadorks #adorkable #bf

tagged: #bf #instadorks #adorkable

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

Took so many hours. 

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

(Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love)

m-o-n-o-t-o-n-o-u-s:

I FINALLY HIT 7 THOUSAND FOLLOWERS, THAT WAS GETTIN REALLY FUCKING PRETENTIOUS!!!
WHY AM I CAPS LOCKING!

Sophie Turner for Tatler UK (April 2014)

(Source: stormborns)

overheard-at-school:

Good morning, everyone.  (Or good whatever time of day it is wherever you are…)

A couple things:

  1. The ask box is closed until maybe the 28th or so because I’m going to try to use spring break to get through a good part of my backlog of submissions.  So, expect more posts per day for a while.  (I feel like my current 15ish posts per day is already a lot, but I do want to try to cut down on how backed up this blog is.  I’ll bring it back down later.)
  2. If you try to submit something during this time using fanmail, I will delete it.  Follow directions.
  3. I’ve updated this on the about page, but I wanted to point out that there are a few types of submissions I will automatically just get rid of because I feel like I get them a lot and I’m tired of them.  They are…
  • So-called “stupid questions”.  Basically, anything of the form “What’s a _______?”, ”Where’s ________?”, ”How do you spell _______?”, etc.  Unless there is a humorous answer to these questions, I’m not posting them.

  • Pretty much any variation of racial confusion.  Things like, “She’s not Asian, she’s Chinese,” for example.

Have a nice Easter, and if your spring break is also this week, have fun.

bandom-pride:

lumos5001:

shitty-post-police:

odair:

imagine a gay character who’s entire story isn’t surrounded by him being gay

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slow clap for JK Rowling

Yeah except there’s a difference between having a gay character who’s entire story isn’t around them being gay, and having a character who is revealed AFTER the books are written that he is gay.

lokistoletheimpala:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Second After Credits Scene

notchicken:

strazza-thats-me:

dankickedphilsstickz:

barackobaema:

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

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I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

imageJUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

Holy fuck are you guys okay

  • me: what's your ethnicity
  • white: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name

she-wants-the-eod:

This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.

(Source: coffeespiral)